If you've ever seen the Jeremy Kyle show then you will probably hate the man almost half as much as i do. I know his ex-wife hates him and with good reason. The two most annoying things about the man is the fact that he breathes and appears on tv, the problem is that i dont which of the two is worse.
The worst part about Jeremy is his language; at the end of most of his questions he screeches YES OR NO whilst contorting his face in a way i thought was impossible. The way he commands people around the set like a spoilt child whose parents were hitler and a very talented stage choreographer, he stands there and with his face resembling a man who drank the juice of a thousand lemons at once proceeds to bark orders; some of my favourites include: LOOK AT HER, YOU"RE A DOG, SIT BACK and the contradictory RELAX. I have'nt even mentioned his most common ones which can be anything with the word 'fact', THATS A FACT, HERES A FACT or if he's feeling lazy, just one word ... FACT. But thats not the most annoying part, when he makes his points in threes, SIT BACK, LOOK AT ME, FACT.
One of the most frustrating things about him is the way he builds up any guest: "this is Tony, he stabbed his dog, he kicks babies, he robs grannies then shits on them, he murdered an entire orphanage and ate their faces" and once he's said all this, he continues with, "lets not be prejudice, stop booing audience." While he himself asks two or three questions then starting lacing into the guest about how pathetic they are.
Oh yes, i hate him a lot and the way he manages to turn any story onto himself, "I HAD NO SLEEP BECAUSE MY WIFE WAS ILL, BUT YOU CANT DO THAT BECAUSE YOU DONT CARE" he keeps going and going with his holier-than-though attitude but the thing is his personal life is horrible, his brothers a heroin addict, his step-sister is anorexic he himself is sexual predator and stalked his ex girlfriend and was found sprinting through London looking for her car for god knows what reason; its probably more than likely he we have had some sort of anger fit as seen in his show. This has clearly effected the way he governs his show, he likes to be a shoulder to cry on for any stalker on the show regardless of what they have done and calls them 'lovesick puppies who were led on by women who just toy with us' if that isnt creepy then i dont know the definition. He also has a particular prejudice towards teens, "YOU ONLY DID IT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS COOL" eurgh, im having difficulty holding back the vomit just thinking about him.
Half the time he's not even using sentences, i was watching and in the middle of a sentence for no clear reason at all he said 'barrel' and continued to talk ... well shout. Also if your thinking 'why havent i mentioned the ugly guests??' do they really need to be mentioned?? They are ugly and many of them have accents so thick its a language all of its own, sometimes its hard to tell whether they actually have an accent or if they're lack of teeth are creating a speech impediment. These people are victims of Jeremy because i seriously doubt that he has helped anyone and in most cases i believe that he has probably made things worse.
I could keep going but im afraid i might have a heart attack from stress just by thinking about that pathetic man for more than ten minutes and trust me i have so much more to say about the man, i have barely skimmed the surface. I know im not the only person who hates and thats been made quite clear by the 'news of world' which i would like to thank for being as much a hater as i am; you should also join the online sensation that is axejeremykyle.com and ill leave you with the question; do you hate Jeremy Kyle as much as i do??
"YES OR NO" "YES OR NO" "YES OR NO" "FACT"
The worst part about Jeremy is his language; at the end of most of his questions he screeches YES OR NO whilst contorting his face in a way i thought was impossible. The way he commands people around the set like a spoilt child whose parents were hitler and a very talented stage choreographer, he stands there and with his face resembling a man who drank the juice of a thousand lemons at once proceeds to bark orders; some of my favourites include: LOOK AT HER, YOU"RE A DOG, SIT BACK and the contradictory RELAX. I have'nt even mentioned his most common ones which can be anything with the word 'fact', THATS A FACT, HERES A FACT or if he's feeling lazy, just one word ... FACT. But thats not the most annoying part, when he makes his points in threes, SIT BACK, LOOK AT ME, FACT.
One of the most frustrating things about him is the way he builds up any guest: "this is Tony, he stabbed his dog, he kicks babies, he robs grannies then shits on them, he murdered an entire orphanage and ate their faces" and once he's said all this, he continues with, "lets not be prejudice, stop booing audience." While he himself asks two or three questions then starting lacing into the guest about how pathetic they are.
Oh yes, i hate him a lot and the way he manages to turn any story onto himself, "I HAD NO SLEEP BECAUSE MY WIFE WAS ILL, BUT YOU CANT DO THAT BECAUSE YOU DONT CARE" he keeps going and going with his holier-than-though attitude but the thing is his personal life is horrible, his brothers a heroin addict, his step-sister is anorexic he himself is sexual predator and stalked his ex girlfriend and was found sprinting through London looking for her car for god knows what reason; its probably more than likely he we have had some sort of anger fit as seen in his show. This has clearly effected the way he governs his show, he likes to be a shoulder to cry on for any stalker on the show regardless of what they have done and calls them 'lovesick puppies who were led on by women who just toy with us' if that isnt creepy then i dont know the definition. He also has a particular prejudice towards teens, "YOU ONLY DID IT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS COOL" eurgh, im having difficulty holding back the vomit just thinking about him.
Half the time he's not even using sentences, i was watching and in the middle of a sentence for no clear reason at all he said 'barrel' and continued to talk ... well shout. Also if your thinking 'why havent i mentioned the ugly guests??' do they really need to be mentioned?? They are ugly and many of them have accents so thick its a language all of its own, sometimes its hard to tell whether they actually have an accent or if they're lack of teeth are creating a speech impediment. These people are victims of Jeremy because i seriously doubt that he has helped anyone and in most cases i believe that he has probably made things worse.
I could keep going but im afraid i might have a heart attack from stress just by thinking about that pathetic man for more than ten minutes and trust me i have so much more to say about the man, i have barely skimmed the surface. I know im not the only person who hates and thats been made quite clear by the 'news of world' which i would like to thank for being as much a hater as i am; you should also join the online sensation that is axejeremykyle.com and ill leave you with the question; do you hate Jeremy Kyle as much as i do??
"YES OR NO" "YES OR NO" "YES OR NO" "FACT"
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